12-6-10

If The Last Supper Was At A Cracker Barrel.

I wanted to share something that I just read on a friend's facebook. Before I do I must set it up.

I have waited tables for most of my adult life. I enjoyed waiting tables. It's good money and the hours are flexible. I would work every day except for one. That would be Sunday. Now most people know I'm a Christian and it would be logical for me not to work Sunday because it's the Lord's day. Nope! I didn't work Sundays because I HATE waiting on other Christians.

I guess Christians are all tapped out of goodness after expending it all during church service. Instead of heading home and recharging their batteries, they come into local restaurants and show us that to love Jesus one must be over-demanding, pompous, condescending and a crappy tipper.

I have had such horrible experiences waiting on church folk that I have asked a customer where they go to church so I NEVER enter through their doors.

So here is a cleaned up version of what someone on facebook posted about Jesus and the last supper at a Cracker Barrel:

Yeah, I'm sure Jesus went to the last supper and ran the waiters butt off and was very rude and petty.

JESUS: "I want my bacon crisp and if it's not, I WILL send it back."

By Jesus, I mean every stupid person who thinks they're the only one who... orders CRISP bacon.

WAITER: Would you like sugar or country ham with that?

Jesus: Now has a confused look on his face. "But, I want all bacon."

WAITER: "It's called a sampler dummy! Cause there is a sample of each piece of meat!"

Jesus is also a re-re about ordering eggs. There is no such thing as between over easy and over medium.

JESUS: "I want the whites done, but the yellow dippy."

WAITER: "Oh, you mean over medium!"

Up eggs are cooked on one side, for those of you who point to the picture and say you want those. Pfffttt!

And then of course Jesus' friend John orders a well done steak and five minutes later asks why his food is taking so long.

Yep, folks this is how it went down at the last supper at the Barrel. People go nuts over the most ridiculous things.

Me, me, me, right now.

If you love Jesus. Do us all a favor and eat at home.